ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
how drunk are you?
Several
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Randomize
