margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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