question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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