he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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