oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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