I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Help. Why am I so naked?
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