I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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