its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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