as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
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the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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