just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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