it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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