There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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