At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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