ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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