Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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its like you know when i get waxed
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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