I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
smell my finger.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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