even my farts smell like vagina
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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