he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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