he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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