Little spoons don't ask big questions
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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