NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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