ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
ugly people sure do ruin things
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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