Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
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