By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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