You're my little dorito
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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