I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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