he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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