Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Randomize
