If that was your dad, he is hot
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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