i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
