so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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