You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
