Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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