my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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