at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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