the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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