I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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