As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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