My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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