yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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