how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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