Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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