I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
What happened?
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Every time
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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