sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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