He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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