I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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