belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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