I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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