they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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