May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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