Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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