Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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