I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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