You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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