So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
