After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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