i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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