Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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